The Great British Bank Heist

Would you take one chance at the heist of a lifetime?

What about if you didn’t want to?

When Julius Brightside signs up for a heist he doesn’t want to, for people he doesn’t trust, with a guaranteed life sentence to go along with guaranteed failure, it was always going to be a bad day.

There is a foolproof plan and blind optimism. What could possibly go wrong?

Everything, as it turns out.

The Great British Bank heist is an easy-going crime caper that doesn’t take itself too seriously. There is a wry look at British culture and humour through the eyes of a reluctant robber.

Along the way our unlikely criminal is joined by a hilarious and incompetent gang, has narrow escapes and makes unexpected allies when all he really wants is a quiet life and a nice cup of tea.

Will Brightside be able to pull off the Great British Bank Heist or will he be behind bars for good?

If you like a fun crime caper where it’s only friendships that get broken* then read The Great British Bank Heist.

A rather splendid and entirely adequate tale of crime, friendship and biscuits.

*I can’t guarantee that all the biscuits make it.

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